Disclaimer: This e-book is for entertainment purposes only. The methods described within the pdf are semi-theoretical and mostly a joke. Buy "purchasing" this e-book you are basically donating $1 to the artist of Heropotamus and the Paypal reciept will reflect that. There is a satisfaction guarantee, if you don't find it humorous, I will gladly refund your money ;) After donating you will be redirected to a page where you WILL be able to download an ACTUAL pdf e-book, but again - this is all for entertainment purposes only. Thanks! ~Josh